onorobo:

I’ll stop doing these when series I like stop fucking up White Tie tuxedos.
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onorobo:

I’ll stop doing these when series I like stop fucking up White Tie tuxedos.

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mormonize:

DAVE: i mean pretty much all religions are wrong but theres wrong and then theres WRONG 

DAVE: as in ZERO CHANCE YOU ARE EVER PROVEN RIGHT ABOUT EVEN A SINGLE THING DUDE, EVER EVER EVER 

this is what i was working on….ehehefhioeaeklfj

orocarni-mountains:

particlecollisions:

particlecollisions:

Self defence sprays that are legal to carry and use in the United Kingdom

Image 1: Farbgel
Image 2: StoppaRed

I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly women, for reasons which may be obvious) speaking about being worried when going out, be it alone or even with friends, both in the day and at night. I know that a lot of female friends of mine carry around a can of antiperspirant or a pot of pepper to use if they’re ever attacked. What I know a lot of people don’t realise is that there are products out there which work in a violent situation and help in catching the assailant for the best part of a week afterwards.

Known as ‘criminal identifiers’, these sprays are brightly coloured dyes which can be sprayed in the face of an attacker. Unlike things such as CS or Pepper sprays, criminal identifier sprays are legal in the UK.

There’s a few available on the market, with farbgel and Mace’s Stoppared being the mostly highly recommended.

What these sprays do is release a sticky, brightly coloured dye. It’s difficult to wipe away and stains the skin a bright red colour. No matter how hard an attacker might try to remove it from their skin and clothing, the staining typically lasts for around a week and doesn’t even start to fade until after a few days have passed.

Unlike CS and Pepper sprays (which, again, aren’t legal in the UK) criminal identifier sprays don’t cause irritation or pain to an attacker. Instead, they expand and clog up the area sprayed with a kind of sticky foam that’s difficult to wipe away. It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.

Each can of the sprays costs around £10 each, though it may be cheaper when buying multiple canisters and if you shop around.

FarbGel 

StoppaRed UV Personal Attack Self-Defence Spray by Mace

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It should give you enough time to escape and report someone whose face resembles a baboon’s arse to the police.

That’s brilliant

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

im asian!

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and my favorite
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dw:

me getting away from your lame ass jokes

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rockngraphics:

THE GORILLAZ

Plastic Beach

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

striderswag:

clothes swap with these fab girls

striderswag:

clothes swap with these fab girls

terrorechoes:

having the worst internet connection in your friend group

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reichenbatchhero:

im so hooked on muggleborns fucking shit up with pop culture references

dumbledore warns for something with the words “very dangerous” and around the great hall you hear scattered “much frightening” “such peril”

snape gets really fuckin pissed off at a kid named luke and roars “LUKE!!!” and luke stands up and screams back “I AM YOUR FATHER”

mcgonagall catches students doing something against hogwart’s rules and yells “WHY?” and one kid goes “M C A”

The Hero Chosen by the Goddess

Requested by cleathberry

sally-over-yonder:

orochimochi:

so i went to go get a drink and…

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THERE IS A FURBY IN THE VENDING MACHINE

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DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME SORT OF GAME

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Does it make you think of this, too?

enchantedbyhiddles:

booty vs booty

I’m always amazed how much control Chris has over that shield. When Tom turns it is swinging around uncontrollably, while in Chris’ hand it stays perfectly still.

Zelda’s DLC for Hyrule Warriors

silisboo:

so yeah i wanted to do this 30 day homestuck challenge.. buuut idk if im going to actually do it im drawing too much homestuck already;; but here is the first two, fave pre- and post-scratch kids.