areyoutryingtodeduceme:

ohcararara:

Dumb Sharks: A collection

Oh duh, pretty much all of these are available on RedBubble (x)

ajaxdotcom:

band name: Unnecessarily Gendered Product

tinkeredhook:

Your sister’s dead. Because of you. 

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

scribebynight:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

what is so wrong with a regular phone case?!

R̶̭̹͙̮̻̖͍̣͙͙̯͙̫͚͉̃̑̃̿̎̌̍̌̉̔̆̈́́́͠͡ͅͅI̴̩̹͎͙͖͕̝̟̼͒̃̍̇͒͌̈́̊͘N̵̸̶͉͚̣̝͎̼̯̮̹̤̥̬͚ͧ́̀͗ͫ̒͑̎̀̋̌̇̓̌͛͜͝ͅG̨̖̝̰͎͇̙̱̫͙̬̥̦͍̀ͣͯ̚ͅ ̡̹̣͇̻͔̦̻̹̦̤̙̭̼̟̘̣̭̮̿̐ͧͧ̓͂̇̉̿̓̆͆̏̀͟R̿́ͧ̀̿ͪ̆͊͌̇ͪͭͨ͛̿ͨ̾̉̀͏̴̹͓̰̗̭̙͇̬̹̱͎̣̳͎̻̀͡Í̷̵̂̉́̏͝͡҉̹̲͓̠̱͉̰̻͍̳͔͈̙̪̻̱̺N͐ͬͫ̊͐ͫ͜͞҉̨̫͙̹̱̗̥̖̥̖̺̠͇̱̤̤̯̞̹̖G̴͖͚̳̣͈ͩ̅͐̏ͬ́ͩ̅ͫ̆͌̑̎͑͗̏͠͝ ̵̦̤͓̫̲͇̺̩͇ͤ̓͑̽͘͢͠R̸̡͇̻̩̮̱̖̱͉͇̜̲̉̏̄̈̇̽͊͛̈̂̈́̋̃̇͑̀͜͠I̳̠͍͕͈̟̖̘̹ͥ͛̈͑ͬͪͤͮ̾͒̀͞N̷͈͚̩͇͈͎͍͔̥̖̠ͬ̓ͮ̋̓̃͛ͥ͗͋ͬ̓ͭ͂͡G̢̛̭̟͙͕̬̜̙̻͕̣̗̲̒̈͊̋̑͗͛̾ͬ̈́̆̅ͫ͢͠ ̫͚̣̖̤̥̞͖͈̥͔̫̩͉͍͍͉̐̔̎̆ͯ͆͆ͩ̅̄ͮ͗͞R̷̨̧̧̹̻̭̱̮͎̜̖̩̋͆ͫ̐ͧ̃ͥ̅ͭͣ̏ͣ͛͋͂̋I̪͇͔͈͚͒͋̂͒ͪ̓̅̓̂͆͘͟͟͝Nͪ̂̏ͧ͛̓͐̓͐ͨͥ̕̕͟͏͖̙̟̲̝̳̫̪̘G̸̨̣͕̬̼̤͚̳̻͖̥̝̍̏͆ͤ̊̉ͭ̊ͮ́̕ ̶̷̷͈̰̝͎̘͔̬͓̖͇̦͈͍̬̭̲ͦ͛̆̇̓ͩ̐ͯ͢͝ͅB͉̫̘ͩ̓ͥ̉͋̄̈ͫͪ̑͐̊͠Ả̡̨̟̬̰̤͙̪̙͚̲̱͙̺͈̬̜̜ͦ̆͂ͪ̂ͥͪ̑ͅN̷̛̘̜̜̻̓͗ͦ̔̉̎̆̓̇̇̽ͫ̊̋͝A̭͎̮̠̝͓͕̙̩͉̤̣͓͈͒͐̈̃͌̑̓̌ͯͣͪ͗ͬ͗ͦ̃ͮ̾ͮ͜͠Ṉ̷̨̬̜̜̭͙̩͉͎̯͇͙̱̦͇͚̐̏̐͐͐̍̍ͫ̈̾̒̒̑̇̄͂̓̎́A̫͈̘͓̠̼͇͓̖̼̖̤̯̘͑̍́̐ͦͩ̈́͂ͭ̊͌̈͑́́̚͞͞͠ ̸̹̘̦̠̝̺̼̲͉̞͉͔̩̺̫͓̺̩͑ͭ̔́ͧ̒͊ͮ̋̈̏͋ͩ̈́͟͝P̸̨͖̝̦̬̲̯̘̣̦̱̣͚͈̻͎̙͗́ͪͥ̌̅͊ͣ̐̍̓̂̊̂́̚͝ͅH̬̭̺̙͙ͮ̿̈́̀͐̄̄̍͊ͦ̊̀ͩ̃̓̚̕͜Ǫ̻̼͚͖̹͍̫͎̹̘͕͓̝̹ͧͨ͋ͬͨ̓̐͛͊͒͘͠ͅN͓̝̞̯̫̞̠̫̗̖͉̹̿ͣ̀̓̃̔̉ͦͫ̒̋ͬͣ̊͊̆͘͝Ế̴̻̲͉̬̯̪̤͙͛͑̐͘͢͢͡

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

x

joelbyeman:

"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"

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cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

grumpysalmon:

Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.

thoughtnami:

The Weekenders doesn’t get as much love as it should, you know? 

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey