It Seems society only cares if your pretty. Well, every forty seconds, every flipping forty seconds, someone dies. Rest In peace to them.
Source: ifidiedrightnow-noonewouldmissme
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Source: lokis-taking-gallifrey
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Source: thesassylorax
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O B E Y . S U B M I T. C O N S U M E.
FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT
seaweed
THEY HUNGER
Source: stitchedego
Via: feferiminaj
a series of unfortunate events has a board game and a card game and all of the books have been translated into 41 languages but there’s still no movie for each book
i guess you could refer to this as an
unfortunate event
you stop that
i’m not going to stop
so i guess that’ll make this
a series of unfortunate events
Source: jaclcfrost
Via: feferiminaj
reasons to let me cuddle you:
- I will stick my cold hands all over your body
- I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
- I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
- nuzzling???
- I will be smiling the whole time
- you’re warm and I’m not
- let me leech your heat
- please
Source: yougotvexed
Via: central-person-academy
Whenever I get period cramps
Source: marina-del-cyrus
Via: central-person-academy
hello friends friendly reminder
pls don’t upset my friends
bcos when you upset my friends you upset me
and when if you upset me
i’ll break your necks
Source: bokuta
Via: for-the-love-of-fandom
- boy: shit baby you're so wet already
- girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
Source: xokatya
Via: sherlockbringthejam
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
Source: whorville
Via: sherlockbringthejam
i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it
why did you put sex/gender. it means the same exact thing.
ding-dong you are wrong
Source: krabwatch
Via: for-the-love-of-fandom
Via: messed-up-logic
Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet
but then virgin mobile made fun of her
so t mobile stepped its shit up
it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s
Source: belle-morningstar
Via: sherlockbringthejam
remember when i thought i only liked boys
remember when i thought i only liked girls
remember when i was under the delusion that my sexuality was anything that could be explained without getting extremely flustered and ending up shouting “I DON’T FUCKING KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE CUTE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET”
Source: pansypunx
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