fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

randomrazl:

crrocs:

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

image

rippleklainebagels:

home is where you fully understand how the shower works

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake hides his tiny teeth from Jay-Z’s bigger and much more powerful teeth

little-miss-lalonde:

Again, if you would like to donate old clothing and such that you don’t wear or use anymore for trans people who can’t find/afford new clothing please contact me and let me know and I’ll give you info and were you can ship it to uwu

regalium:

IDK IF YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS WEBSITE YET, BUT I DON’T EVEN CARE IF YOU DO.

CHARAHUB BASICALLY ALLOWS YOU TO MAKE A DIRECTORY OF ALL YOUR OCS.

LIKE SO

AND SO (they let you get super detailed)

It lets you store 100 characters (you gain 2 extra slots whenever someone uses your referral…

Don’t spam tags you little shits
God probably (via izzabread)

kanyesianeconomics:

things that are cute:

  • when girls put their hair up in messy buns and there are a bunch of stray hairs hanging around their face/back of their neck
  • when girls wear beanies
  • when girls wear backwards baseball caps
  • when girls do literally anything ever
  • girls

crackedcook:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

pepperbear:

WHAT THE FUCK

SOMEONE CAME UP FOR THE IDEA OF THIS.
SOMEONE WROTE A SCRIPT FOR THIS.
SOMEONE UTTERED THESE WORDS INTO A MICROPHONE.
SOMEONE ANIMATED THIS.
SOMEONE GREENLIGHTED THIS.
SOMEONE DIRECTED THIS.
SOMEONE PRODUCED THIS.
DID NOT ONE PERSON EVER STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA?

Okay so I’ve always wanted to say this. The movie actually came from a joke Jerry Seinfeld made to the director. They were eating and Jerry goes “what about a b-movie that’s actually a bee movie?” And there. The movie was literally one huge joke meant to be bad.